The Light is Green
Now get the fuck off your phone and go
This morning I sat through two, not one, two green light cycles. The reason isn't because I am color blind and can't tell that the light turned green. It was because someone was too busy to pay attention to the task at hand, driving. I want to talk directly to that person. While you were sitting there checking the status of your mistress or the latest tweet from Jay-Z we were all waiting to make a left turn. This only goes to show that you are a self involved creep that doesn't give enough of a shit about anyone else to look up from your phone to see if the fucking light has turned green. If you are one of these people, get the fuck off your phone and pay attention. The world depends on humans giving a shit about other humans, not just their own shit. You are driving a very heavy piece of equipment that can tear through a human body or just sit there and block progress. Please take this responsibility serious.
Your mistress likes Jay-Z more than you.